Off The Cob

Apr 20
Apr 19

if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life

Apr 18

I’m playing a show in Allentown on the 26th with cool people like Spoonboy and Billy Mack Collector and so many other great people! I’m really excited. If you want any details then feel free to hit me up!! 

Apr 18


friends who make mixed cds for me are the best types of friends.

I wanna know which tracks you like best!!

Apr 16


Since when did “I wanna hear your voice” not become a good excuse
Calling you three in the morning, laugh at sleep that we’ll both lose
Maybe college won’t work out, I could come live at your house
I’m supposed to be at class now but my roommate just passed out

Apr 16


Here’s our new album, I can’t believe its done!
They will ship out it May!

1. Never Really Good At Sports
2. “Oasis” by Wonderwall
3. Not So Body Posi After All
4. Handshake (Never Trust Relationship Advice From The Lead Singer of a Pop-Punk Band)
5. National Public Radio
6. Cuddle Punx (The Theme From ECCO: The Dolphin)
7. The Devil and a California Burrito are Raging Inside Me
8. Oh, Right. Damn it
9. I Got The Blues Macaroni And Cheese
10. That One Limp Bizkit Song

FFO: Modern Baseball, Hugs from old friends, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Various types of fresh bread, The Front Bottoms, Butts, etc.

Apr 16

I want to put out your band’s tape.


Hey all, here’s a message to all of my fellow musicians.

As you may, or may not know, I run a tape label on the side called Swet Records. We need three new projects lined up by tomorrow night. I have the opportunity to receive a grant for ‘a creative project,’ *cough* the record label *cough,* from my school. This will save you and I a bunch of money. Let me know if your band is interested. 


Nick is cool.

Apr 15

My EP, Twee House is on page two of bandcamp’s twee tag along with Empty Disco’s Ukulele Love Songs EP! That’s really neat stuff.

Apr 15
Apr 15


My Passover Seder tonight